Landphobia

July 7th, 2009

Driving from eastern California through Nevada and into Utah we have realized something about ourselves.  We both suffer enormously from what I would call landphobia.  While you can find plenty of information online about a having a fear of water, open water, deep water–all under the term aquaphobia, there’s not much out there about an intense fear of being far away from a significant body of water.  If you’ve grown up near the ocean or lakes you too may be susceptible to this condition.

One of the great things about New Zealand is that you’re never really that far from the ocean.  By the time we drove into Nevada we were a full day’s drive from the ocean, and landphobia was setting in.  Dry throat, dry and burning skin, visions of cool refreshing water on the horizon–all signs of landphobia.  How long would it take if we drove straight to Michigan and the refeshing waters of Higgins Lake?  When you start considering driving through the night to get to water in a car whose headlights go out every once in awhile you know that the fear of landphobia has a death grip on your decision making abilities.  We finally made it to Great Basin National Park, and the inevitable sign that says, “Most people see the Great Basin as a desolate landscape, but if you look closely it’s teeming with life.”  Why do places always phrase things like that.  It’s like saying, “You might think this place sucks but give it a chance.”

Great Basin is an incredible place–no apologies needed. And, yes, there are crystal clear streams running down from the snow covered peaks–and birds, butterflies, deer, wildflowers, etc.  We spent a few days there checking out 5,000 year old Bristlecone Pines, hiking the 13,063 ft Wheeler Peak, and enjoying a campfire for the first time in months.

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Family Time

July 7th, 2009

If the past 5 months weren’t enough, these past few weeks have been a great reminder of how lucky we are.  For a few days we were living the high life in San Fran at a sweet hotel (all that shopping paid off Ellen–thanks!), complete with leopard print robes.  We had a blast checking out the sights in San Fran, but it was little Timmy, of course, that got most of our attention.  It’s amazing what happens over the course of 7 months in the life of a 13 month old.  We covered a lot of ground in just a few days, but also had time to relax and catch up on the past few months.

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Ken, Ellen and Timmy continued on to LA to visit friends while we headed out to Yosemite with my folks for a few days.  Wow, what a place.  Even though it was Fourth of July weekend and Yosemite Valley was a zoo, it’s still an incredible landscape.  There’s just something special about exposed granite domes that you can’t find in other areas.  And, we didn’t have to go far to avoid the crowds.  We stayed in a cabin near the Hetch Hetchy and went on a beautiful hike while seeing only a handful of people.  There were a number of fires burning in the park which made the air a bit hazy and picture taking a bit difficult.  And, it probably made it a bit harder for Joanie and I to keep up with my parents.  Whew, we put some miles under our feet!  I thought I had stopped growing years ago (at least vertically), but check out these family shots.

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It’s been so fun meeting up with friends and family that we’re feeling an urge to get to Michigan, New York and New Hampshire to see everyone else.  But, we’ve got about 3 or 4 weeks of time to explore Utah, Wyoming, South Dakota and wherever else we decide to go.

We’re Back!

July 2nd, 2009

Back to the USA and back to the blog for a quick update.  We’ve been having so much fun meeting up with friends and family since we arrived in California two weeks ago that there hasn’t been much time for anything else.  We’ve done far too much to capture in one post, but here’s the quick recap.

After 5 months in New Zealand and 30+ hours of traveling, could there be anything more American than going to the San Diego Fair, eating fried oreos, twinkies, apples and avocados,  seeing a Johnny Cash cover band, and trying to win cheap stuffed animals?  Probably not.  We met up with our friends Ryan and Karin in San Diego and had a great couple of days that also included a Swedish Midsummer’s party and a snorkeling adventure in search of sharks (only saw one).

We then zipped up the coast to San Francisco to meet up with the Hipple family and the start of a two week feeding frenzy.  The past week has been a blur of good times, burritos, hills, donuts, surrey rides, burritos, laughter, trips to the playground with the kids and good music.  After a few days in San Fran with Ethan as our tour guide we all drove north to the Kate Wolf Music Festival where spent a few days listening to good music and surviving the 100+ degree heat.

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Now we’re back in San Fran in the midst of Albers Fest with Mom, Dad, Ken, Ellen and little Timmy.  I’ll get into all that we’ve done and how awesome it is to have the cutest nephew in the world later.  As hard as it was to leave New Zealand and the dream life we were living there, coming back to our family and friends was just what we needed.  We had been looking forward to these few weeks for a while, and the time that we’ll have with Joanie’s family when we get to Michigan.  There’s still more to come with a quick trip out to Yosemite and then we’re back on the road heading east again.

More pictures will be coming soon…once I find that camera cord.

Homeward Bound

June 16th, 2009

Tired of seeing pictures of Tim wearing that green shirt?  Think it’s time that Joanie gives up that black hooded sweatshirt?  You are in luck!  We leave NZ tomorrow and will be reunited with the rest of our clothes!

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Sadly, we left the brewery on Tuesday morning after enjoying our last few organic beers on Monday night.  We have seen so many incredible places here in New Zealand and have met so many wonderful people along the way, but thanks to the Trigg family the brewery will always be the most memorable part of our trip to New Zealand.  Unfortunately we don’t have much time here on the internet before we go, so our last thoughts about New Zealand will have to wait until another time.  The smog and traffic of LA should give us plenty of time and perspective to do that!

Instead, here are some quick facts and figures about the past 5 months in Kiwi land!

A Bad Day Camping…New Zealand By The Numbers

Number of kilometers driven: 12,272

Number of songs listened to on the car radio during those 12,272 kilometers: 0

Number of times Joanie drove: 2

Number of times Tim pulled out onto the wrong side of the road: 2

Days spent on the North Island: 80

Days spent on the South Island: 54

Days spent WWOOFing: 51

Extreme helicopter rides taken: 1

Number of bungy jumps, zorb rides, and blackwater rafting trips taken: 0

Number of “Yes We Did” Obama stickers seen on NZ cars: 1

Number of photos taken: 1098

Meals eaten at Sweet Mother’s Kitchen in Wellington: 5

Number of live penguins seen: 2

Number of dead penguins seen: 1

Unsuccessful attempts made to climb Mt. Doom: 4

The Brewery–Take Two

June 13th, 2009

Tiff and John have once again answered correctly!  Too bad US Customs wouldn’t let us send you a prize from here.  Losers.  We are back at White Cliffs Organic Brewery with the Trigg family and there could not be a better place to close out our time here in New Zealand.  It’s amazing how much is happening at the brewery and how much has changed since we were here almost 5 months ago.  The brewery is expanding, production has increased, a sweet new keg system is in place, and things are as busy as ever.  Of course, what hasn’t changed here are the delicious Mike’s Ale and Lager that we readily enjoy after a hard days work.  If I were a proper beer connoisseur and critic with an array of adjectives I could go on and on about these two brews (and the new whiskey porter that I wish I could fill my luggage with).  But, instead I’ll just say that the goodness of this beer can only be surpassed by that of the people making it.  With the recent spat of rainy days it’s been nice to have a roof over our heads, but it’s been even better to be enjoying the company of Jill, Ron, Dylan, Christie, Mike, and Rene.  This is by far the closest thing to home that we have in New Zealand.  We love the brewery!

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We jumped back into things quickly and have been busy labeling beers, planting shrubs, cutting trees, moving rocks, packing cases and pitching in wherever we can.  We’ve actually been here for 10 days already which is almost as hard to believe as the fact that we have less than a week left in New Zealand. Four and a half days to be exact.  It’s a little bit crazy to think about that.  We’ve gotten used to life here in the most peaceful place on earth.  If we could just convince our family and friends to come we wouldn’t need to leave!  That said, we are also feeling incredibly excited about returning home to see everyone and figuring out where our path across the country will take us.  It’s a good thing we extended our stay in NZ because we’ve seen so many amazing things in the past couple of weeks.  There were the kiwi and octopus sightings, the giant kauris, the Three Sisters area, but we just recently had a true NZ experience in sighting our first wild weta.  Take a look at this thing!

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We’ve also been able to watch one of the most talented digger drivers we’ve ever seen.  If that doesn’t sound exciting, check out this picture of him getting the digger off the truck sans ramps.

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In a few days we’ll be off to Auckland to sell our car and get ready to fly to California.  We’ve got a lot to do to get ready to leave.  We’ve acquired some things along the way that we’d like to bring home and we’ve worn through some things that aren’t worth bringing back.  We need to sort through it all but haven’t found the motivation to actually do it.  If you don’t hear from us in another week or so you probably know where to find us!

Bonus Time

June 6th, 2009

It’s hard to believe that it’s almost been two weeks since the last post.  We’ve been enjoying our “bonus time” here in New Zealand–we pushed our flight back about a month–and have seen some really cool things and places that we would have missed.  It’s always hard to try and capture it all a week or two later, but here’s a quick recap–check our Flickr page in the next few days as well for lots of photo updates.  After leaving the oil refinery and our phony Texas accents behind (they weren’t impressed), we continued north in search of sun and fun.  We got a little bit of the former and lots of the latter.  The weather has certainly changed here.  It’s June, which despite our refusal to accept it, means the onset of winter in New Zealand.  Of course, it’s not like winter back home, but the nights are getting cold and if it’s raining during the day it’s not exactly pleasant.  But, here on the North Island you can still get some beautiful, fine days–warm enough for a surf or snorkel session.  We had a couple of awesome days out on the Karikari Peninsula near the top of the North Island.  At Matai Bay we found not one, but two octopi.  We spent hours in the tide pools with our octopus stick, watching it grab on or push it away, feeding it other creatures, seeing if it would swim around if we coaxed it out of its hiding spot–basically all of the things that we would typically be telling the groups of kids we used to take on these kinds of excursions not to do.

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We also had a chance to stop at the “World Famous” Mangonui Fish Shop for some delicious fish and chips.  It’s funny how things work out sometimes.  Ever since writing that post about the fork, we can’t seem to get away from them.  Joanie landed a few forks at the fish shop amd then we went snorkeling a few days later and one of the first things we saw was a fork in some seaweed.  Spaghetti has been much more enjoyable lately.

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Another huge highlight was catching sight of our first wild kiwi (the bird, not the mulleted rugby type–seen plenty of those).  At Trounson Forest Park we strapped on our headlamps and took a night walk in search of the elusive kiwi and were treated to a fleeting glimpse of a dark blob scratching through the forest floor.  You can see the picture here.

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We also found another massive eel on the same walk–they spend around 70-80 years in freshwater before returning to the sea to mate and die!  Finally, we topped off the wildlife mania with a visit to some ancient kauri trees.  Wow!

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As exciting as all of that was, I think the highlight for us may have been a visit to the Kauri Museum on the west coast.  We felt as if we had landed in the Deming, New Mexico of New Zealand.  Deming, of course, was the sight of the coolest museum of our New Hampshire to California road trip, and the Kauri Museum was similar in many ways.  When you’re inside the museum you can’t help but wonder where the heck am I?  From the outside you just have no idea how big the place is.  And, like Deming the museum is lucky to have a dedicated staff of volunteers and is filled with tons of artifacts from the local region.  The Kauri Museum, however, does have a theme to it–kauri trees and logging–though there is also plenty of other stuff thrown in (no braille editions of Playboy however).  The best part is that a group of older guys who like to tinker with machinery have fixed up old sawmills, milking sheds, etc. so you can see these things actually working.  And all of the mannequins running these machines look just like the guys who fixed them up.  The attention to detail was incredible.  The dentist’s office patient had blood in all the right places–mouth, shirt collar, vest, gauze on the table–there were even mud smears from his gumboots on the chair’s footstool.  You won’t see that in the Smithsonian.

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Where to next?  With just a couple of weeks left we’ve been feeling a desire to get out of the cold, under a roof, and back to our favorite place in New Zealand.  Any guesses where that might be?

Oil!

May 26th, 2009

Hey folks!  Good to be back here on “A Bad Day Camping…”, and I wanted to let you all know that we’ve moved on from our stint at the mines to bigger and better things.  We recently toured the Marsden Oil Refinery and are fully equipped and ready to open our own oil refinery in New Hampshire when we return home.  We viewed a half hour long sound and light show and viewed the 1 million dollar scale model of the refinery.  We even picked up a few handouts, spun around in the executive’s chair a few times, and learned how to find oil.  I’d say we’re ready for business.  And, did you know that an endangered bird not only nests just outside the refinery but also within its fences?  Guess you can have one’s cake and eat it too.

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Kidding aside, it was actually an interesting place.  The model itself is a piece of work worth seeing–it’s huge.  I couldn’t help but think that they should put some trains in there to liven things up a bit.  Or maybe some endangered birds behind the fences.  Unfortunately, this industry tour wasn’t offering any free samples.

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In Defense of the Fork

May 26th, 2009

It doesn’t take long for folks to realize that we’re from the USA.  How do people know we’re Americans?  It may be the accents, the inflections, the clothes, the waterboarding kit we carry around in case someone isn’t willing to tell us about the local fish and chip shop.  Seriously, who let Dick Cheney out of his lair?  Just when we were starting to gain back some respect and goodwill in the world this creep has to resurface?    Surprisingly, the most obvious “American thing” about us is none of the above–at least for those we share meals with.  It’s our fork usage.

We use our forks for everything.  Cut, mash, pile, scoop–you name it, we do it with our forks.  Inevitably, when we sit down to share a meal with someone they eventually can’t help but ask if we ever use a knife.  And, we’re usually not the first Americans they’ve called out on this.  Here in British influenced New Zealand people deftly use knife and fork for eating.  There are times that we feel a bit barbaric because of this.  And, when we do attempt to use knife and fork in the “proper” way it feels a bit more than awkward.  But, I am offering no apologies.   I’m here to defend the fork!  If this is the real reason why the founding fathers declared independence then good for them!  In my book there are two things that knives are really needed for–steak and butter.  For everything else a fork will do just fine!  If one tool will do the job then why bother with others?  And really, is it necessary to use a knife to arrange mashed potatoes?  Plus, if you’ve got both hands occupied with utensils, how are you supposed to reach across the table to grab another slice of bread and stuff it into your mouth?

Of course, the only times we have used forks are when we’re at someone’s house or a restaurant.  Since November we’ve been travelling with only spoons and haven’t bothered to pick up a fork along the way.  If only the Kiwis could see us camping–what would they think?

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The Coro

May 19th, 2009

Just when we were starting to get a bit worried that the weather was going to be much cooler and rainier than we anticipated at this time of year we got to the Coromandel Peninsula.  Ahh, there’s just nothing like some warmth and sunshine to turn things around.  The Coromandel is a spectacular place and we had one of the best and busiest beach days we’ve had in a long time yesterday.

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We started off at the much written about Hotwater Beach.  At Hotwater, hot springs seep right out of the sand and folks flock to the beach with whatever digging instrument they can find to fashion themselves a beachside hot tub (frisbee and plate did the trick) .  It’s definitely the kind of thing that is worth doing for the novelty (how can a hand dug hot tub on the beach be bad?), but it’s also kind of a comical thing.  We got there early in the morning as low tide was coming on, and there were only a few people there at first.  After an hour or so we were in the middle of a communal hot tub and we gladly passed on our work to the pool pariahs waiting nearby.  There it was, we did Hotwater Beach.  It was exactly how it was described to us a by a local guy we ran into at New Chums–”A bunch of people crowded into a small space laying in the sand.”  A mojito would have topped things off really well–even if it was at 8:00 am–a little practice for PI!

Next up was the much more exciting and jaw dropping Cathedral Cove.  The Coromandel in general has some amazing coastline and this is one of the gems along the way.  Things get really crowded here in the summer and we’re glad to be here at this time of the year when the crowds have subsisded and you can get a few beaches all to yourself.  We’re totally spoiled and we know it!  You’ll have to take a look at the pics to get an idea of what Cathedral is like–beautiful white sand and cliffs, blue water, sunny skies, and it’s a 30 minute walk to get there.  No perfume bus tours on this beach!  To top it all off, just down the shoreline at Gemstone Bay we checked out a snorkeling trail.  Hopefully we’ve got more days like this on the way.

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In the meantime, we are constructing a long list of things that we just can’t wait to do when we get back home.  We miss everyone a ton and can’t wait for the good times in the good old USA.  Less than a month until we arrive in California!

May 14th, 2009

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Money running low.  Provisions scarce.  Will work for food.